Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra

Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

View Quote Okey dokey, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We are all doomed! The Fossa will return and gobble us with their mouths, because! We are all steak.

View Quote I like them, I like them! Before I even met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them!

View Quote Alex: This is a highly refined, type of, food... thing that you do NOT find in the wild.
Marty: Do you ever think that there's more to life than just steak, Alex?
Alex: [stares at his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No-no-no.

View Quote (breaking the silence) It's the man!

View Quote Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!

View Quote If you have any poo, fling it now.

View Quote Julien: [presents Alex with his crown] I am going to give you this lovely parting gift.
Alex: Oh no, really. I can't take your crown.
Julien: That's okay, I've got a better one! It's got a gecko on it! Look at him shake! Go Stevie, go!

View Quote No matter, I don't care.

View Quote Gloria: [about Mort] Aw, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.
Melman: They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

View Quote Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch though.

View Quote Melman: I just saw 26 blatant health code violations.
Marty: I'm lovin' San Diego. This place is off the chizain.
Melman: Twenty-seven!

View Quote King Julien, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?!

View Quote Gloria: Where are the people?
Skipper: We killed 'em and ate their livers.
[Gloria looks horrified]
Skipper: Gotcha! Just kidding doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. Hang on, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion, and our monochromatic friend?

View Quote Oh sugar, honey, iced tea!

View Quote A bullseye! Excellent shot, Maurice!