Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra

Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

View Quote I like them, I like them! Before I even met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them!

View Quote (breaking the silence) It's the man!

View Quote Okey dokey, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We are all doomed! The Fossa will return and gobble us with their mouths, because! We are all steak.

View Quote Alex: This is a highly refined, type of, food... thing that you do NOT find in the wild.
Marty: Do you ever think that there's more to life than just steak, Alex?
Alex: [stares at his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No-no-no.

View Quote Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!

View Quote Julien: [presents Alex with his crown] I am going to give you this lovely parting gift.
Alex: Oh no, really. I can't take your crown.
Julien: That's okay, I've got a better one! It's got a gecko on it! Look at him shake! Go Stevie, go!

View Quote No matter, I don't care.

View Quote If you have any poo, fling it now.

View Quote Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch though.

View Quote Gloria: [about Mort] Aw, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.
Melman: They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

View Quote Gloria: Where are the people?
Skipper: We killed 'em and ate their livers.
[Gloria looks horrified]
Skipper: Gotcha! Just kidding doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. Hang on, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion, and our monochromatic friend?

View Quote King Julien, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?!

View Quote Melman: I just saw 26 blatant health code violations.
Marty: I'm lovin' San Diego. This place is off the chizain.
Melman: Twenty-seven!

View Quote Oh sugar, honey, iced tea!

View Quote Marty: The penguins are going so, why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.