Last night's dramatic incident in Grand Central is an example of what animal rights wackos have been shouting for years: The animals clearly don't belong in captivity. Now they are to be sent back to their natural habitat, where they will live their lives in the freedom they so clearly desire.

[Groaning, sticks out his hand weakly]

Hey, little help?

[audience screams and runs away]

He's awake! HE'S AWAKE!!!!

[screams]

[the Guards shoot more tranquilizer darts with different colors off-screen, the blue one lands in the middle of his hand while the human hits the streetlamp, faints and crawls away]

DO SOMETHING!!!!

Oh, man.
[Alex's dream sequence plays again but this time, it’s sped up.]