Once-ler : Why are you so interested in trees anyway? Why aren't you like other kids? Break-dancing and wearing bell-bottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs? Ted : [laughs] Yeah. Right, right. I don't know. Uh, I just thought it might be kinda cool to have one, you know. Once-ler : [knowingly] Aaah, it's a girl, isn't it? Ted : [scoffs] What? No! Once-ler : Really? 'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy, but if he does the same stupid thing twice , that's usually to impress some girl. Ted : [about Audrey] Hey, she is not some girlǃ She's a woman… in high school… and she loves trees, and I'm gonna get her one. Once-ler : Aww. How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality . Ted : (sincerely) Thank you.

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