Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote Lilo: [to herself] I knew it.

View Quote Lilo: [Yelling angrily] It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late 'cos I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cos all we have, is, IS STINKING TUNA!
Dance Instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: You're crazy.

View Quote Lilo: David! I got a new dog!
David: You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over

View Quote Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.

View Quote Lilo: Or...?
Nani: ...or forgotten - I know, I know. I hate it when you use Ohana against me.

View Quote Lilo: You came back.
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

View Quote Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.

View Quote Nani: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lilo: I'm already IN my ROOM!

View Quote Nani: Oh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.

View Quote Pleakley: [sarcastically] Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!

View Quote Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.

View Quote Shelter Worker: [talking to Nani] Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable.
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grap Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?!

View Quote Shelter worker: A dog, I think! But it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo: I like him!

View Quote Shelter Worker: You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: Now, that's not a real name...
[Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"]
Shelter Worker: ...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.

View Quote Stitch: [passes it back to Jumba] Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas [hurriedly passes it back to Stitch]
Stitch: [throws it back Jumba] Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door]