Stan
[the members of "The People's Front of Judea" are sitting in the amphitheatre; Stan has just announced that he wants to be a woman and wants to be called "Loretta," and is explaining why]
I want to have babies.
Reg
You want to have babies?!?!
Stan
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg
But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan
Don't you oppress me!
Reg
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

