“Got any spare change?” – Bum, Liar Liar ... Movie Quotes Database

Bum

Got any spare change?

Fletcher

Absolutely!

Bum

Well, could ya spare some?

Fletcher

Yes I could!

Bum

Will you?

Fletcher

[shakes head]

Uh-mm!

Bum

How come?

Fletcher

Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of Western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!

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