What can I do for you today?
Okay, I have this problem, this very delicate matter. I have a friend of mine, wants to emigrate to South Africa.
Yes, of course. I can certainly help him do that.
Oh sure. But I want you to talk him out of it.
Talk him out of it?
Yeah.
Whatever for?
W-well, you see, this is such a bad time for him to go to South Africa. I mean with all the trouble and everything, okay.
Look, why don't you ask your friend to come back later in the week. We can sit down-
No, he's here. He's here.
He's here?
Yeah, he's here now.
Where?
Alphonse! Alphonse?
[Dumbstruck]
I think there must be some mistake.
Say what?
Sir, listen to your friend, here. He knows what he's talking about. I don't think you want to go to South Africa.
Why not?
B-Because you're black.


