[Murtaugh is on his toilet with a bomb underneath ready blow]
I'm gonna die on the toilet.
Guys like you don't die on toilets.
Roger Murtaugh
Danny Glover · 19 quotes
Martin Riggs
Mel Gibson · 18 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Murtaugh & Leo Getz (14), Martin Riggs & Roger Murtaugh (9), Martin Riggs & Leo Getz (9)
Lethal Weapon 2 quotes
Page 2 of 3[Murtaugh turns off the TV after seeing that Rianne's commercial is about condoms.] [Calmly]
Trish, take the kids upstairs
Carrie Murtaugh
Daddy, we learn about this every day in human devolvement.
In human what?! Human development what?! Trish!
Carrie Murtaugh
Development, Daddy. Chill out.
Human development?!
Trish Murtaugh
Come on guys, upstairs. Nick, upstairs. You know how your father is.
Ambassador Arjen 'Aryan' Rudd [Rudd shoots Riggs, then holds his ID in front of his face]
Diplomatic immunity
George
Yes sir.
Home. Out.
George
But sir-
Geroge. I have a gun.
George
Yes sir. [He leaves.]
Tim Cavanaugh [While listening to a chase on the radio]
Twenty bucks on Riggs and Murtaugh
Cop #2 Who's driving?
Captain Ed Murphy
Murtaugh. In his wife's station wagon.
Cop #2 I'll take that bet!
Tim Cavanaugh I knew nothing about the wife's station wagon. Bet's off!
Captain Ed Murphy
Hey! Shut up!
[Injured, being held by Murtaugh, he hears sirens approaching]
Give us a kiss before they come.
[While hanging onto the hood of a car]
I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!
Don't bother to call the police, 'm here already.
Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!
I remember, because nine is my lucky number
No, man. I didn't die on your toilet, 'm not gonna die in your arms.
Of course 'm black. That's why I wanna go to South Africa. To join up with my oppressed brothers. To take up the struggle against the tyranny of the racist, fascist, white, minority regime!
They've been de-kaffir-nated
We're back, we're bad. You're black, 'm mad. Let's go!