What's the worst thing you can say to anybody? **** you, mister! That's really weird, because if l wanted to hurt you, l should say, Un**** you, mister Because **** you is really nice, man.
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Lenny Bruce I'm not anti-Christ or anti-religion, l just think it's encouraging that people are leaving the Church and going back to God.
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Lenny Bruce That's where the conflict starts! We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and $500-a-night hooker.
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