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Lenny Bruce


View Quote Restaurant Clerk: Your missus, she's the cutest girl I ever see. Take a fortune cookie and say hello to her. She a wonderful wife.
Lenny Bruce: We're divorced.
Restaurant Clerk: You're better off.
View Quote The problem is we always expect women to be a combination street hooker and Sunday school teacher.