“That's where the conflict starts! We all want for a wife a...” – Lenny Bruce, Lenny ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Lenny 1974

Lenny Bruce Dustin Hoffman

That's where the conflict starts! We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and $500-a-night hooker.

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