Joker
Your city is under attack by Gotham’s greatest criminal masterminds! Including... Riddler! Scarecrow!
Scarecrow
Pizza delivery!
Joker
Bane!
Bane
Hello.
Joker
Two-Face!
Two-Face
We need that door open.
Joker
Catwoman!
Catwoman
Meow-meow, you're in, meow-meow.
Joker
And let's not forget Clayface! Poison Ivy!
Cop
Mr. Freeze
No, you freeze.
Joker
Mr. Freeze! Penguin! Crazy Quilt! Eraser! Polka-Dot Man! Mime! Tarantula! King Tut! Orca! Killer Moth! March Hares! Zodiac Master! Gentleman Ghost! Clock King! Calendar Man! Kite Man! Catman! Zebra-man! And the Condiment King!
Pilot Bill
… Okay, are you making some of these up?
Joker
Nope, they’re all real! Probably worth a Google.





