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Joker: Your city is under attack by Gotham’s greatest criminal masterminds! Including... Riddler! Scarecrow!
Scarecrow: Pizza delivery!
Joker: Bane!
Bane: Hello.
Joker: Two-Face!
Two-Face: We need that door open.
Joker: Catwoman!
Catwoman: Meow-meow, you're in, meow-meow.
Joker: And let's not forget Clayface! Poison Ivy!
Cop:
Mr. Freeze: No, you freeze.
Joker: Mr. Freeze! Penguin! Crazy Quilt! Eraser! Polka-Dot Man! Mime! Tarantula! King Tut! Orca! Killer Moth! March Hares! Zodiac Master! Gentleman Ghost! Clock King! Calendar Man! Kite Man! Catman! Zebra-man! And the Condiment King!
Pilot Bill: … Okay, are you making some of these up?
Joker: Nope, they’re all real! Probably worth a Google.


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