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Latter Days

Latter Days quotes

33 total quotes

Aaron Davis
Christian Markelli

View Quote Ryder: Yeah, God hates homos.
Christian: You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?
Aaron: And the French.
Ryder: [puzzled] God hates the French?
Aaron: Everyone hates the French.
View Quote Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining. ...
Christian: Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out and put back in so many times that her entire chest is collapsing. Ohh, they have bikini pictures. [gasps] They're horrible!
Keith: Shut up.
Christian: No, they are, seriously, they're down to her knees.
View Quote Dammit, what's wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. But what if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that's pretty miraculous.
View Quote **** you, I'm Donna Reed on a stick.
View Quote How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet, but if God talks to me I'm schizophrenic?
View Quote I can't believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep.
View Quote I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a '58 Chevy.
View Quote I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door, like we're all waiting for something better to walk in. But would we ever recognise it if we did? It might be nice to stop circling. it might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. It might be nice to have it mean something.
View Quote Look at yourself. You're so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you're nothing but fluff. You're like a walking, talking marshmallow Peep!
View Quote Maybe you could try and reach down in your Bible geek soul and be cool for just two seconds?
View Quote Ok asshole, the way I see it you've got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. So's how's it gonna look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you?
View Quote Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots. But more and more these days, I feel like we're all connected. And it's beautiful... and funny... and good.
View Quote We're colours and whites - we don't mix.
View Quote When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pretty disorienting.
View Quote When I was a little kid, I use to put my face right up to them, you know, um, and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots, I think life is like that sometimes. But I like to think that, from God's perspective, life, everything - even this... it makes sense. It's not just dots. And instead we're all connected, and it's beautiful and it's funny and it's good. From this close we, we can't expect it to make sense, right now.