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Ryder: Yeah, God hates homos.
Christian: You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?
Aaron: And the French.
Ryder: [puzzled] God hates the French?
Aaron: Everyone hates the French.
Christian: You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?
Aaron: And the French.
Ryder: [puzzled] God hates the French?
Aaron: Everyone hates the French.
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Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining.
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Christian: Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out and put back in so many times that her entire chest is collapsing. Ohh, they have bikini pictures. [gasps] They're horrible!
Keith: Shut up.
Christian: No, they are, seriously, they're down to her knees.
Christian: Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out and put back in so many times that her entire chest is collapsing. Ohh, they have bikini pictures. [gasps] They're horrible!
Keith: Shut up.
Christian: No, they are, seriously, they're down to her knees.
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Dammit, what's wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. But what if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that's pretty miraculous.
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**** you, I'm Donna Reed on a stick.
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How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet, but if God talks to me I'm schizophrenic?
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I can't believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep.
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I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a '58 Chevy.
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I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door, like we're all waiting for something better to walk in. But would we ever recognise it if we did? It might be nice to stop circling. it might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. It might be nice to have it mean something.
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Look at yourself. You're so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you're nothing but fluff. You're like a walking, talking marshmallow Peep!
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Maybe you could try and reach down in your Bible geek soul and be cool for just two seconds?
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Ok asshole, the way I see it you've got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. So's how's it gonna look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you?
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Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots. But more and more these days, I feel like we're all connected. And it's beautiful... and funny... and good.
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We're colours and whites - we don't mix.
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When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pretty disorienting.
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When I was a little kid, I use to put my face right up to them, you know, um, and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots, I think life is like that sometimes. But I like to think that, from God's perspective, life, everything - even this... it makes sense. It's not just dots. And instead we're all connected, and it's beautiful and it's funny and it's good. From this close we, we can't expect it to make sense, right now.