“I remember, a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me that...” – Master Tang, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist ... Movie Quotes Database

Master Tang

I remember, a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me that there would be a chosen one.
Master Doe [in flashback] There will be a chosen one.

Master Tang

Then he told me, of the significance.
Master Doe [in flashback] It will be significant.

Master Tang

And then he killed the dog.

Chosen One

[Doe groans and closes his eyes; he then farts and a dog is heard whimpering and falling to the ground]

I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed?

Master Tang

Oh, you won't even believe what happened next.

Chosen One

[interrupts beginning flashback]

No, please!

Master Tang

If you insist.

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