Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung

View Quote Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born ready- (Viper proceeds to beat Po up)
Viper: I'm sorry, brother! I thought you said you were ready!
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!

View Quote Get ready to feel the Thunder!

View Quote You can't defeat me! You're nothing but a big... fat... panda!

View Quote Careful that soup is — sharp!

View Quote (After Shifu keeps stealing Po's dumplings at a picnic) Shifu (calmly): You are free to eat.
Po: AM I !?
Shifu: ARE YOU !? (Chopstick battle begins)

View Quote Don't tempt me!

View Quote Don't try and stop me!

View Quote Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me. [Laughs] Now, I'm gonna use this. [Holds up the Dragon Scroll] You want it? Come get it.

View Quote Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

View Quote [first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

View Quote That flabby panda is not the Dragon Warrior!

View Quote Dragon Warrior- has taken scroll halfway across China by now... You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. Never. Never...

View Quote I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us...

View Quote The rest of you, evacuate the valley. You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage.

View Quote You don't belong here, panda.