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Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
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Viper Are you ready?
Po I was born ready- (Viper proceeds to beat Po up)
Viper I'm sorry, brother! I thought you said you were ready!
Po That was awesome! Let's go again!
Wolf Bandit He's too awesome!
Female Bystander And attractive!
Bar owner How can we repay you?
Dream Po There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.
Tigress One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey Or even see his toes.
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