Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung

View Quote I sucked more than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!

View Quote Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be.

View Quote Po: [Final Lines of the Movie, to Shifu, who is resting after his battle with Tai Lung]...Wanna get something to eat?
Shifu: [Sighs] Yeah.

View Quote Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.

View Quote So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.

View Quote One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

View Quote There are no accidents.

View Quote I'm not just a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

View Quote Tigress: [after Tigress lectures Po and he makes a weird facial expression] Oh, that's it! [about to punch him]
Mantis: Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls over with his back full of needles] ...And I may have also stopped his heart.

View Quote I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.

View Quote Tai Lung: You're just a big... fat... panda! (Po grabs his finger)
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

View Quote You KNEW I was destined to be the Dragon Warrior! You even told me it, too. But, when Oogway said otherwise...what did you do? What did you do?! Nothing!

View Quote (Mantis is giving Po acupuncture) Po: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Mantis strikes another needle] better...
Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

View Quote No. You just need to believe.

View Quote [as Po bounces down the palace steps] Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.