Are you ready?
Ready's my middle name! [speeds off ahead, and beats Shifu to their destination: the entrance doors to the Training Hall's courtyard. He and Shifu put their backs to the door. He pauses to catch his breath] So what have we got? A gang of terrible rhinos? Crocs? Rabid wolves? Let's do it!
Be warned: This may be the toughest challenge you will ever have to face.
Get ready to feel the THUNDA...eh?
Introduction to kung fu class.
Can I use the Wuxi Finger Hold on them?
I'd try not to. Remember Po, each generation teaches the next one, and so the art of kung fu lives on; in you, and now in these... [A rabbit flies past them and crashes off-screen] uh... delightful children. [speeds outside]
What?
Good luck. [slams the doors shut, trapping Po inside]
Wait a second! Master Shifu! Master Shi - come on! Auugh. [gulps and slowly approaches the students] Okay, if you'll just take a seat...er, hello? [the rabbits continue to play-fight] Hey, settle down now... [no response] Okay, er... [spots a nearby gong and strikes it with a flying kick, getting the students' attention at last] Get those cotton tails on the floor!
The Dragon Warrior! [rush over and sit on the floor in front of Po]
Thank you.
Are we gonna learn the cool kung fu moves?
Yes. [The students cheer.]
Now we're really gonna start kicking butt!
Hey, hey, hold on. Kicking butt is just a small part of kung fu. It's awesome, but it's small.
Huh?
Kung fu means "Excellence of Self"; being the best you can be. That's what it's about, bunnies!
I wanna learn "Tigress Style"...
Aren't we going to fight?
Yeah, like the Furious Five!
The Furious Five, huh? They are cool, aren't they? But it wasn't fighting that made them amazing. No. They each had to learn the secrets of kung fu before they became excellent.
Secrets? What secrets?
Oh, I shouldn't really say. That's why it's a secret. It's top secret.
Pleeeeaaase tell us. Tell us, pleeeeeeaaaaase...
Aww... Okay. but don't tell anyone I told you, because I'll deny it- I'll be like, "What? I didn't tell them anything." Alright...

