Who are you?

[muffling]

I'm Li Shan.

What?

[swallows]

I'm Li Shan, and I'm looking for my son.

[Everybody gasps]

You lost your son?

Yes. Many years ago.

I lost my father.

I'm very sorry.

Thank you. [pause]

Well, good luck to you.

You too. I hope you find your son.

And I hope you find your father. [they both walk off, everyone face palms, but they stopped with realization] Son? Oh, my gosh, it is you! Well, don't just stand there. Give your old man a hug!

[hugs his real dad]

I can't believe you're alive!
[The crowd cheers. Mr. Ping is in bewildered shock.]