Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? [grabs a bottle of Statesman whiskey] Look anything like that, right there?
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Page 8 of 9See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. [drinks a little] Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof [splashes more whiskey, much to the annoyance of Eggsy and Merlin] that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire. [Tequila pulls out a lighter as Merlin chuckles] Or you could just tell me who the **** y'all really are and how the hell you found us.
That dog don't hunt. So why don't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for?
That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You just made it personal.
That's two.
Three.
What about you?
Y'all got three seconds to tell the truth.
Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothin' but a little bitty ol' watch on?
Yeah.
You know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself." Y'all ain't ever heard of knockin' before you enter? [spits tobacco]
I must say, you're really not as I expected.
What's wrong with it?
Why?
I beg your pardon.