I knew I smelled you. The ****, Scott?
Scott
What?
Huh? What, are you spying on me now? You Magnum, P.I.?
Scott
What?!
Telling your mom that I'm homeless? You think it's funny to tell her that I'm a loser?!
Scott
What are you talking... No. What?!
What do you mean, what am I talking about?! You've been speak... You talking to my ex-wife?!
Scott
Uh, yeah. She's actually a really nice person.
Oh, is she?! Why don't you marry her?!
Scott
Yeah.
Why don't you marry her and see what the **** happens?!
Scott
Hey, I'm just trying to protect my mom from you, okay?! You're a **** psychopath!
Oh, I'm a psychopath?!
Scott
Yeah.
I've been nothing but nice to you! I tried giving you direction. You're too busy smoking your **** weed. And all you've been doing is trying to destroy everything that I have with Margie.
Scott
Because you're a **** loser, dude! You're a, you're a degenerate gambler in your-your mid-50s, who bets on the Jets! Uh, who... Have you not learned anything about betting?!
The Jets are gonna come back!
Scott
No, they're not! They got three number one **** picks! They're never gonna come back! They're never gonna come back!
I'm trying to give your mother a good life!
Scott
I... No, you're not, okay? You're a piece of shit, dude. You're a **** drug addict!
I'm a piece of shit?!
Scott
Yeah, you're a piece of shit!
I'm a **** loser?! You're the biggest loser I ever met in my **** life!
Scott
Oh, really? You should know.
Yeah?!
Scott
Yeah!
You surround yourself with them!
Scott
Oh, yeah? Why don't you try me?
Oh, really?
Scott
Why don't you try me?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah... This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go! So why don't you get the **** out of my... Really?! [Shoves Scott and knocking him to the ground]
Scott
**** asshole! [Gets up and lunges at Raymond]
Throw a **** punch at me?!
Scott
Oh, yeah.
Huh? You gonna cool off?! Come here, ****! You gonna cool off?! I'll **** cool you off. Yeah, I'll **** cool you off! [Picks up Scott and throws him into the pool]
Hey, you cool off now?! You're in there 'cause of your own actions!
Scott
Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me!
In an aboveground pool?! You're, like, **** eight feet tall!
Scott
You're lucky my dad isn't here! He would kick your ass!
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad! Okay?!
Scott
Yeah?!
Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times! And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are! [Scott gets out of pool and lunges at Raymond, throwing a punch with Raymond grabbing Scott around waist, grappling him and maneuvering him to the ground] All right, that's it, that's it! It's over! It's over. Huh?! Huh?! You like that?! You like that?!
Scott
Ow. Jesus! **** asshole!
Come on, tap out! Tap out!
Scott
**** you! No! Get me out! Let me out! No! No! Let me out! Oh, my God! Get me out!
Margie
What's the matter with you?!
Scott
He's a psycho.
No. We're just talking!
Margie
About what?!
About him telling you lies about me.
Scott
He's an animal. He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. All right? He has to go.
Margie
No, I need you to go. Now.
Scott
What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it.
Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. And get a job and a life while you're at it. Your freeloading days are over.
Margie
You, too. Get going.
Wait, what did I do?!
Margie
You put your hands on my son! You're not respecting my family!
Scott
You're an animal!
Look, okay, just listen. Just calm down.
Margie
I don't have to calm down! What are... You're attacking my son! And you're, and you're making up lies! You made... You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy! You're not a good guy!
Right. Mm-hmm.
Margie
You're a **** small guy.
Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. Just let me talk to you, okay?
Margie
You are not in control of me!
Okay, okay, listen, all right? Okay, you don't have all the information you need. All right? Scott is acting out 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox finally won a World Series, okay?
Margie
Oh, my God.
They had, they had to get to a point where-where they believed, okay?
Margie
Just shut up.
All-all...
Margie
Shut the **** up.
All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. So I put him in the water, which is soft. I diffused the situation. It was what-what m-my training's all about. I-I wa... I was totally diffusing the situation.
Margie
Do you ever shut up?! Do you ever just shut the **** up?! You just talk and you talK and you talk and you don't know what you're saying. It makes no sense. It's like you picked up all these little pieces of information from all over. They don't make any sense. They're fragments. No sense. Nonsense.
I-I'm not talking.
Margie
I've had it up to here. I'm done. Both of you, get your shit out of here! [She turns and walks away]
Margie. Oh, ****.
Scott
Well... Well, where do we go now?!
What are you asking me for?! You created this whole mess, you **** schmuck.
