Damon: So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy: Can I get a puppy?
Damon: [in disbelief] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy: Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one. And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.
[Damon is stunned.]
Mindy: [laughing] I'm just messing with you, Daddy. Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon: [in relief] Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop. You know what?
Mindy: What?
Damon: I'm gonna get you two.
Mindy: Two?
Damon: One balisong. Two balisong. That's what you get.
Mindy: Can I get a puppy?
Damon: [in disbelief] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy: Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one. And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.
[Damon is stunned.]
Mindy: [laughing] I'm just messing with you, Daddy. Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon: [in relief] Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop. You know what?
Mindy: What?
Damon: I'm gonna get you two.
Mindy: Two?
Damon: One balisong. Two balisong. That's what you get.
Damon : So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy : Can I get a puppy?
Damon : [in disbelief] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy : Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one. And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.
[Damon is stunned.]
Mindy : [laughing] I'm just messing with you, Daddy. Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon : [in relief] Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop. You know what?
Mindy : What?
Damon : I'm gonna get you two.
Mindy : Two?
Damon : One balisong. Two balisong. That's what you get.
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