A scene from Kelly's Heroes 1970
Big Joe

If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life, if I hear anymore wild talk about going down to Headquarters and killing the General and raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'll strangle the guy with my bare hands! You understand that? Now all good things come to those who wait! We're gonna have a lot of fun here! Aren't we, Cowboy?

Private Cowboy

You can bet your boots on that, partner.

Big Joe

Sergeant, partner!

Private Willard

Right, Sarge.

Big Joe

All right!

Private Willard

I think I've got the crabs.

Big Joe

[slight pause]

We'll boil our laundry! We'll set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Right, Barbara?

Private Babra

Babra!

Big Joe

Shut up! Shave! A little wine, women and song. A little chiquita for you, Petuko. It'll take a little time to get organized, but I want that farmhouse to look like a nightclub! Little Joe! I want you to set up a bar!

Little Joe

We ain't got no booze.

Big Joe

"We ain't got no booze." Well, we're gonna get some booze! I'm gonna go down to the Battalion, see if I can lay my hands on some dirty movies and when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean, but completely decorated! Do you understand that? All right, Corporal, fall them out! Let's get moving.

In this scene

PB Private Babra Gene Collins
Private Cowboy Jeff Morris
Private Willard Harry Dean Stanton

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