Just Like Heaven quotes

52 total quotes

Jack Houriskey
Katrina
Multiple Characters

View Quote I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.

View Quote Fran: It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about.

View Quote I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]

View Quote God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

View Quote Darryl: So what kind of encounter have you had?
David: Encounter?
Darryl: Ectoplasm? Soniferous ether? I have a killer s?ance book if you're into communication.
David: Communicating is not her problem.

View Quote I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"

View Quote Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.

View Quote I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.

View Quote Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]

View Quote [Elizabeth treats an elderly hospital patient.]
Elizabeth: Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable today?
Mr. Clarke: Marry me?
Elizabeth: Wow.
Mr. Clarke: No — I have my own bus pass.
Elizabeth: Well, then how could I refuse? Let me just call my sister and see if I can borrow her dress, okay? You sit tight.[to nurse Jenny] Keep an eye on my fianc?. And let's decrease his morphine drip.

View Quote [Elizabeth's sister has set up a blind date for her.]
Abby: I'm doing you this huge favor here. Beggars can't be choosers, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Abby, I am completely capable of meeting men on my own.
Abby: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding.

View Quote Go away! You don't exist!

View Quote If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.

View Quote Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

View Quote I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very… light.