Juno quotes

89 total quotes

Bren MacGuff
Juno MacGuff
Mac MacGuff
Multiple Characters

View Quote Is it boy troubles? Cause I don't really approve of you dating in your condition.

View Quote Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

View Quote You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten thousand leagues under the sea.

View Quote Mac: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac: Yeah, that was my first instinct too...

View Quote Vanessa: What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Juno: I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.

View Quote Mac: What's that thing?
Vanessa: It's a pilates machine.
Mac: What do you make with it?
Vanessa: Oh...you don't make anything with it, it's for exercise.

View Quote WOAH, dream big!

View Quote Bleeker is actually great in...in chair.

View Quote Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!

View Quote What is with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?

View Quote Juno has a great sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.

View Quote Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion...

View Quote Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over to your house.

View Quote This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen.