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Jungle Book, The (1967)

Jungle Book, The (1967) quotes

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View Quote Mowgli: [laughing, then whispers to Bagheera on Colonel Hathi] He said that an elephant never forgets. [He laughs hysterically again and stops]
Bagheera: [smirks] It's not funny. Now, let's get out of here before anything else happens.
[Bagheera and Mowgli leave]
Mowgli: Bagheera, where are we going?
Bagheera: You're going back to the Man Village right now!
Mowgli: I'm not going!
Bagheera: [losing his patience] Oh, yes, you are!
Mowgli: [grabbing hold of a tree] I'm stayin' right here!
Bagheera: You're going if I have to drag you here every step of the way!
[Bagheera grabs Mowgli by the loincloth with his teeth and tries to tug him away from the tree, but Mowgli refuses to let go.]
Bagheera: [through clenched teeth] Let go, you!
Mowgli: No! You let go of me!
[Mowgli kicks Bagheera in the face. Bagheera pulls so hard that he loses his grip, and falls backward into the river. He tries to get out of the water, but accidentally hits his head on a log.]
Bagheera: [angrily] Oh, that does it! I've had it, Man-cub? For now on, you're on your own. Alone!
Mowgli: Don't worry about me.
View Quote Shere Khan: I’ll kill you for this.
[Flaps and Buzzy got a hold of Mowgli]
Mowgli: Let go! Baloo needs help!
[suddenly, a thunderclap is heard and lightning strikes a tree, splitting it in half and catches fire]
Buzzy: Fire! That's the only thing that Ol' Stripes is afraid of.
Flaps: You get the fire, we'll do the rest.
View Quote [After the monkeys have kidnapped Mowgli]
Baloo: Bagheera! [Cut to Bagheera] [off in the distance] BAGHEERA!!
Bagheera: [Turns around as he hears Baloo yelling his name a mile away] Well, it's happened. Took a little longer than I thought, but it's happened. [Starts running back toward Baloo, who's struggling to climb up a cliff. Bagheera reaches the cliff]
Baloo: [on the edge, screaming loudly] BAGHEE-EE-EE-EERA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!!!!! [Baloo has screamed so loudly in Bagheera's face that the sound leaves him shaken. Baloo then realizes that Bagheera is in front of him] Oh, you heard me, huh?
Bagheera: Mowgli? Mowgli? All right, what happened? Where's Mowgli?
Baloo: They ambushed me; thousands of 'em! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I let--!
Bagheera: Oh, for the last time, what happened to Mowgli?
Baloo: Like I told ya; them mangy monkeys carried him off!
Bagheera: The Ancient Ruins. Oh, I hate to think about what will happen when he meets that King of theirs.
View Quote [As Shanti drops her pot of water purposefully, pretending to do it on accident. It rolls towards Mowgli]
Baloo: She did that on purpose!
Bagheera: [smiling] Obviously.
View Quote [Bagheera and Mowgli settle down for the night on a branch of a tree.]
Mowgli: I'm not afraid. I-I can look after myself.
[Kaa the python then appears from the leaves, he smacks his lips when noticing Mowgli, looks towards Bagheera to see him sleeping. He then approaches Mowgli.]
Kaa: S-SS-Say, now! [Mowgli looks up unimpressed, scowls at Kaa, and then sticks his tongue out at him.] What have we here? [chuckles] It's a Man-Cub, a deeliss-ss-see-aws-ss-s Man-Cub.
Mowgli: [angrily pushing Kaa away.] Oh, go away and leave me alone.
Bagheera: [sleeping] That's just what I should do, but I'm not. Now, now, now, please go to sleep, Man-cub!
[Kaa nods his head in agreement and begins to hypnotize Mowgli.]
Kaa: [imitating Bagheera's sentence] Yes-ss-s, Man-Cub. [singing] Please go to sleep. Please go to sleep. [sings this as tuned from "Rock-a-Bye Baby"] Sleep, little Man-Cub, res-ss-st in peas-ss-se.
[Kaa begins to wrap his coils around a hypnotized Mowgli.]
Kaa: S-SS-Sleep. S-SS-Sleep.
Mowgli: [moaning] Ba-Ba-Ba-Bagheera?
[Kaa wraps his tail tightly around Mowgli's throat, choking Mowgli, himself. Bagheera is still unaware at what's happening.]
Bagheera: [sleeping] Oh, now, look, there's no use arguing anymore. Now, no more talk till morning.
[Kaa now completely has a fully hypnotized and smiling Mowgli wrapped around his coils.]
Kaa: [chuckles] He won't be here in the morning.
Bagheera: [glances at Mowgli and Kaa] Huh? Oh, yes, he will-- [suddenly realizes what is happening and fully wakes up; alarmed] KAA!!!! HOLD IT, KAA! [just before Kaa is about to eat Mowgli, Bagheera angrily slaps Kaa's head onto another tree branch, and Kaa bangs his head on it. This makes Mowgli fully conscious and released from Kaa's coils.]
Kaa: Ooooh, my s-ss-sinus-ss-s! [scowls at Bagheera and moves forward to him] You have just made a s-ss-serious-ss-s mis-ss-stake, my friend. A very, s-ss-stupid--
Bagheera: [nervously] Now, Kaa, look, I was--
Kaa: --mis-ss-stake! Look me in the eye when I'm s-ss-speaking to you! [begins to hypnotize Bagheera]
Bagheera: Please, Kaa-- [looks Kaa in his left eye]
Kaa: Both eyes, if you pleas-ss-se! [hypnotizes the panther, and now Baggie is fully hypnotized and smiling] You have jus-ss-st s-ss-sealed your doom. [Mowgli pushes Kaa's coils off the branch with his feet, causing the snake to comically fall from the tree] Ooooh.
Mowgli: Look, Bagheera! [points at Kaa] Look. Bagheera! Wake up, Bagheera! [smacks both his cheeks with his bare hands]
Bagheera: [wakes up] Uh, duh, wha--?
Kaa: [slithering away, angrily] Jus-ss-st you wait till I get you in my coils! [suddenly stops because a knot on his tail gets stuck between a couple bamboo stems]
Mowgli: [laughs playfully] Bagheera, he's got a knot on his tail.
Kaa: [mimics Mowgli, sarcastically] "Hee-hee-hee! He's got a knot on his tail." [frees his tail, but that causes his whole body to come together like an accordion, then Kaa crawls away now with his bent coils] Ooooh, this-ss-s will s-ss-slow down my s-ss-slithering. [Mowgli laughs playfully]
Bagheera: [smirks] So, you could look out for yourself, can you? [then smiles] So, you wanna stay in the jungle, do ya?
Mowgli: Yes. [frowns] I wanna stay in the jungle!
Bagheera: [annoyed] D'oh! Now, for the last time.... [snaps and both half-smirks (on the right) and half-smiles (on the left)] ....go to SLEEP!!!! [Mowgli pouts as he tries to get some sleep] Man-Cub, heh! Man-Cub. [They finally go to sleep and settle down for the night]
View Quote [Baloo and Bagheera overhears what King Louie plans to use Mowgli for]
Bagheera: Fire! So, that's what that scoundrel's after.
Baloo: I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat him up! I'll-- I'll-- [starts dancing to the music] Yeah. Well, man, what a beat.
Bagheera: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen? This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!
Bagheera: Will you listen?
Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah. [begins sneaking off into the music]
Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance, I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?
Baloo: I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
Bagheera: [alarmed] NOT YET, BALOO!!!!
View Quote [Col. Hathi and the Jungle Patrol are marching]
Bagheera: Stop! Wait a minute! [bellows] HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-LT!
[The Jungle Patrol abruptly stops]
Col. Hathi: Who said, "Halt!"? I give the commands around here. Now, speak up. Who was it?
Bagheera: Oh, it was me, Colonel.
Col. Hathi: What do you mean, sir? Taking over my command? Highly irregular, you know!
[Shere Khan is seen spying on them]
Bagheera: Oh, Colonel, I'm sorry, but I need your help.
Col. Hathi: Oh, absolutely impossible! We're on a cross-country march!
Bagheera: This is an emergency, Colonel! The Man-Cub must be found!
Col. Hathi: Man-Cub? What Man-Cub?
Shere Khan: [****s his left ear while eavesdropping their private chat from afar] How interesting.
Bagheera: The one who I was taking to the Man Village!
Col. Hathi: Good, that's where he belongs. Now, sir, if you don't mind, we'd like to get on with the march.
Bagheera: No, no, you don't understand, Hathi! He's lost. He ran away.
Shere Khan: How delightful.
Col. Hathi: Well, it serves the whippersnapper right.
Bagheera: But Shere Khan, the Tiger, he's sure to pick up the Man-Cub's trail.
[Shere Khan nods his head, agreeing with Bagheera.]
Col. Hathi: [laughs] Shere Khan? Nonsense, old boy. Shere Khan isn't within miles from here. [Shere Khan shakes his head in disagreement, and chuckles evilly.] Oh, sorry, Bagheera. Fortunes of war and all that sort of thing, you know.
Winifred: [storms towards Hathi, with Hathi Jr. following her] This has gone far enough! Far enough! [to Hathi] Now, wait just a minute, you pompous old windbag!
Col. Hathi: Winifred! What are you doing out of ranks?
Winifred: Never mind! [indicating Hathi Jr.] How would you like to have our boy lost and alone in the jungle?
Col. Hathi: Our son.... alone? But, Winifred, old girl, this is an entirely different matter!
Winifred: Hmph!
Col. Hathi: Different, entirely.
Winifred: That little boy is no different than our own son. Now, you help find him, or I'm taking over command!
Col. Hathi: WHAT?! A female leading my herd?! Utterly preposterous!
Hathi Jr.: Pop, the Man-Cub and I are friends. He'll get hurt if we don't find him. Please, Pop? Sir? Please?
Col. Hathi: [smiles] Now, don't you worry, Son. Your father had a plan in mind all the time.
Winifred: [scoffs; sarcastically] Sure you did.
View Quote [During the inspection of the Jungle Patrol]
Winifred: March, march, march. My feet are killing me.
Elephant #1: [whispers] I’m putting in for a transfer to another herd.
Col. Hathi: Silence in the ranks!
View Quote [Flaps and Ziggy have just saved Mowgli]
Buzzy: He's safe now! [laughs] You can let go, Baloo!
Baloo: Are you kiddin'? There's teeth in the other end!
View Quote [Last lines, After Mowgli, entranced by Shanti, enters the Man Village for the first time]
Baloo: He's hooked.
Bagheera: Ah, it was inevitable, Baloo. The boy couldn't help himself. It was bound to happen. Mowgli is where he belongs now.
Baloo: [resigned] Yeah. I guess you're right. [smiles] But I still think that he'd have made one swell bear. [inhales] Well, c'mon, Baggy-buddy, let's get back to where we belong, and get with the beat. [singing] ♪ Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities. ♪
Bagheera: [singing] ♪ Forget about your worries and your strife. ♪
Both: [singing] ♪ I mean the Bare Necessities! Ol' Mother Nature's recipes, that bring the Bare Necessities of life. ♪
View Quote [Mowgli and Bagheera think Baloo is dead.]
Bagheera: Mowgli, try to understand.
Mowgli: Bagheera, what’s the matter with him?
Bagheera: You’ve got to be brave, like Baloo was.
Mowgli: Y-You don’t mean--? Oh, no. Baloo.
Bagheera: Now, now. I know how you feel. But you must remember, Mowgli: "Greater love hath no one than he who lays down his life for his friend." [As the panther speaks, Baloo opens his eyes, alive and well.] When great deeds are remembered in this jungle, one name will stand above all others; our friend Baloo the Bear.
Baloo: [sniffling] He’s cracking me up.
Bagheera: The memory of Baloo’s sacrifice and bravery will forever be engraved on our saddened hearts.
Baloo: Beautiful.
Bagheera: This spot where Baloo fell will always be a hallowed place in the jungle, for there lies one of nature’s noblest creatures.
Baloo: [still sniffling] I wish that my mother coulda heard this.
Bagheera: It’s best we leave now. Come along, Man-Cub.
Baloo: Hey, don't stop now, Baghee, you're doin' great! There's more! Lots more!
Bagheera: [sees Baloo still alive and is furious] WHY, YOU.... BIG.... FRAUD!!!! You.... You-You-You 4-flusher! I-I am fed up!
Mowgli: Baloo! You're all right! [hugs him]
Baloo: Who, me? Sure, I am! Never felt.... better.
Vultures: [laughing happily]
Mowgli: [laughs] You sure had us worried.
Baloo: Aw, I was just takin' 5. Y'know, like, playin' it cool. Heh! Yeah, but he was too easy.
Mowgli: Good ol' Papa Bear!
Dizzy: It's going to be a bit dull without that little bloke, isn't it?
Buzzie: Yeah. So, what are we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know-- Hey, now. Don't start that again!
View Quote [Mowgli sees Shanti the Girl for the first time]
Mowgli: What's that?
Bagheera: Oh, it's the Man Village.
Mowgli: No. I mean that.
Baloo: Forget about those. They ain't nothing' but trouble.
Mowgli: Just a minute. I've never seen one before.
Baloo: So you've seen one. So let's go.
Mowgli: I'll be right back. I want a better look.
Baloo: Mowgli, wait a minute--
Bagheera: Ah, Baloo. Let him have a better look.
View Quote [after Bagheera tells Baloo that he is taking Mowgli back to the Man Village] They'll ruin him! They'll make a man outta him!
View Quote [after he, Bagheera, and Mowgli escape from King Louie and company] Whew! [laughs] Man, that's what I call a swingin' party!
View Quote [after Mowgli climbs on Baloo's butt and tickles him with his feet] No. No, no. No, no. Seriously? Now, you're ticklin'.