[The scene is quite dark, with JONAH forlornly sitting on a barrel or some other indigestible object inside the whale. After a moment, the bowling ball rolls up next to him.]
Oh, look... a bowling ball. If I could only find some pins.
You found better than that, travelling buddy! It's me!
Oh, my.
So forget about Tarshish! All we need to do is get this whale to swim to Nineveh! You give the message, I sell the plush toys, we'll be right back on track!
Carlyle, please don't speak to me. I'm having a rather bad day.
Well you don't need to be so down about it - Mr. Grumpypants!
Look around you! We're inside a whale! We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?!
Of course I do! Digestion runs very deep in my family. I'm just trying to have a positive outlook, you know! You know the difference between you and me is that you see the whale as half empty, but I see the whale as half full!
I don't know what that means.
Neither do I.
[Jonah turns away and sits down forlornly.]
Oh! I might as well face it. God gave me a job to do and I disobeyed him. I ran the other way! I've done something terrible and now I'm getting what I deserve. Oh... I'm going to die here in this whale.
