We Aryans are once thousand times more civilized and advanced than any other race. Now get your things together, kids, it's time to BURN SOME BOOKS!
Most scenes together: Jojo Betzler & Adolf Hitler (3)
Jojo Rabbit quotes
Page 3 of 4OK, see that American there? Just go give him a hug! [loads suicide grenade at his back]
Don't do that.
You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear, tie it all up and then stuff it back down the hole.
A Jew hypnotized my uncle, and he became a massive drunk, and he cheated on his wife, and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister. And said he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it—it was Jew's fault.
And even though it would appear our country's on the backfoot and there's isn't much hope in us winning this war, apparently we're doing just fine.
As part of our preparations for the invasion I’m re-designing my uniform. Note, the feathers for aerodynamics, the sparkly colour to dazzle the enemy, the boots are purely decorative. [shows another sketch] And this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio which emits... annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
Heil Hitler, guys.
I've been meaning to teach the HJ boys water warfare training. Y'know... in case they need to go to battle in a swimming pool.
My friend met some Russians and they ate them.
No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid. He's probably doing something amazing, like reading a book or growing a beard.
OK, here's the situation. If I tell on you, you’ll be in big trouble and I don’t think you want that. But then you’ll tell on me and my mother and we’ll be in trouble which I don’t want. And if you tell my mother I know, then she’ll kick you out, which you don’t want. And if I tell my mother I know, then you’ll cut off my Nazi head, which I also don’t want. So it's a Mexican stalemate.
There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
We must kill everything that we see. [carries machine gun] For Hitler. DIE, DEVIL SCUM!!! [shoots randomly, before killed by explosion]