English quotes from Johnny English Reborn (2011)

This way. Haven't got all day. Don't! (too late; English presses "Enter" on a nearby laptop, firing a disc. The disc flies across the aisle and slices the entire head clean off of a dummy, which an agent catches) Would you stop meddling, English? (guides English over to a luxurious car) Here she is.

English

Ahh, the Rolls-Royce Phantom. Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles.

Armour plating, all the bells and whistles. Say "bonnet."

English

Bonnet.

Command accepted. (the bonnet opens)

Voice activation recognizes only you. Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines, the nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind... only quieter.

English

Beautiful.

Keep up. (leads English to a table laid out with gadgets that all look completely innocent) Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong.

English

Ah, yes.

A satellite receiver, (holds up a comb) tracking device, (holds up a pack of gum) Semtex chewing gum... (English grabs a small digital camera) Ah! Now, what did I just say? (English clicks the shutter, firing a mini-dart out of the lens. The dart goes directly through the rump of a dummy and into the buttocks of an agent. The other agents laugh and English chuckles sheepishly) That's the new P2 digital dart gun.

What are you doing, sir?

English

Regulation 75-1, never question a senior agent in the field (jumps off the cliff) .

MI7. Wants you on the first flight back to London.

English

Master. Am I ready?

No.

English

Right. [sits down] So, when's the Prime Minister going to grace us with his presence.

I'm the Prime Minister.

English

Yeah. You wish. [notices Pegasus staring at him. English realises that the Prime Minister really is who he says he is] [seriously] All right. So, we're all here. [He opens the paper in front of him. Others do the same. He clears his throat, as if to lead the meeting.]

These talks with China are of paramount importance. Rogue states in Southeast Asia have begun secretly to develop nuclear weapons. It is vital that we get China onside. Traditionally, China has been impervious to our concerns, but I believe Xiang Ping, given the opportunity, can and will help defuse this situation.

Well, with his pro-West stance, it certainly offers an opportunity, but the talks can't go ahead unless we can guarantee his safety.

I believe, with the correct security, that we can.

If Vortex is operational, it's just too dangerous.

I'm inclined to agree, Prime Minister.

There is a way. The Swiss are willing to lend us Le Bastion.

That's their government fortress, in the Alps. It's a stunning example of architectural engineering at altitude...and completely impregnable. I mean, that should solve all our security issues.

Then the talks go ahead. [to Pegasus] Pamela, I hope you've brushed up on your Mandarin, I'd like you in the room with me. And I want your best man on security.

Yes, Prime Minister.

Where are we on Vortex?

English?

English

Vortex is three men. Fisher was one, Karlenko was another. Karlenko was killed today, on the orders of the third.

Any leads?

English

Yes, but I need time.

We do not have time. We need to know the identity of the third member of Vortex.

English

Give me 24 hours.