Joe Versus the Volcano 1990 quotes, page 4

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Characters
Joe Banks Tom Hanks · 31 quotes
Marshall Ossie Davis · 6 quotes
Frank Waturi Dan Hedaya · 4 quotes
Angelica Meg Ryan · 3 quotes
Luggage Salesman Barry McGovern · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Joe Banks & Patricia Graynamore (11), Joe Banks & Marshall (5), Joe Banks & Luggage Salesman (3)

Joe Versus the Volcano quotes

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Isn't this romantic? Who gets a honeymoon like this?

Joe

Yeah, but...

What's the matter?

Joe

I still have a problem.

What?

Joe

I have a brain cloud.

A brain cloud... what is a brain cloud?

Joe

It's - well, maybe I should get a second opinion.

You didn't get a second opinion on something called a brain cloud? I mean what are you, a hypochondriac?

Joe

I was. Oh not now.

I don't think anything is wrong with you.

Joe

Dr. Ellison said-

So some quack told you... Dr. Ellison?

Joe

Yeah.

That's my father's doctor.

Joe

He is?

Dr. Ellison doesn't have any other patients. My father owns Dr. Ellison.

Joe

Why would he...?

He set you up.

Joe

Who?

My father.

Joe

You mean, he set me up?

Yeah.

Joe

No.

Yeah.

Joe

I don't have a brain cloud?

I mean, couldn't they think of anything better than a "brain cloud"?

Joe

My whole life I've been a victim. A dupe. A pawn. [coughs] My throat is closing up.

No, Joe. Your whole life is ahead of you.

Joe

That's true.

That's good news!

Joe

I suppose so.

It's great!

Joe

Yeah, that's good. I', relieved. That's great. I'm saved! [pause] But...

What is it now?

Joe

We're on a raft, no land in sight. I don't know.

It'll always be something with you, won't it?

Joe

Yeah. [pause] I'll tell you one thing: wherever we go, whatever we do, we're taking this luggage with us.

Deal.

Marry me...Marry me and then jump in the volcano. What is the problem? You're afraid of the commitment? You're gonna have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds. You can't handle that?