A scene from Joe Versus the Volcano 1990
Patricia

Isn't this romantic? Who gets a honeymoon like this?

Joe

Yeah, but...

Patricia

What's the matter?

Joe

I still have a problem.

Patricia

What?

Joe

I have a brain cloud.

Patricia

A brain cloud... what is a brain cloud?

Joe

It's - well, maybe I should get a second opinion.

Patricia

You didn't get a second opinion on something called a brain cloud? I mean what are you, a hypochondriac?

Joe

I was. Oh not now.

Patricia

I don't think anything is wrong with you.

Joe

Dr. Ellison said-

Patricia

So some quack told you... Dr. Ellison?

Joe

Yeah.

Patricia

That's my father's doctor.

Joe

He is?

Patricia

Dr. Ellison doesn't have any other patients. My father owns Dr. Ellison.

Joe

Why would he...?

Patricia

He set you up.

Joe

Who?

Patricia

My father.

Joe

You mean, he set me up?

Patricia

Yeah.

Joe

No.

Patricia

Yeah.

Joe

I don't have a brain cloud?

Patricia

I mean, couldn't they think of anything better than a "brain cloud"?

Joe

My whole life I've been a victim. A dupe. A pawn. [coughs] My throat is closing up.

Patricia

No, Joe. Your whole life is ahead of you.

Joe

That's true.

Patricia

That's good news!

Joe

I suppose so.

Patricia

It's great!

Joe

Yeah, that's good. I', relieved. That's great. I'm saved! [pause] But...

Patricia

What is it now?

Joe

We're on a raft, no land in sight. I don't know.

Patricia

It'll always be something with you, won't it?

Joe

Yeah. [pause] I'll tell you one thing: wherever we go, whatever we do, we're taking this luggage with us.

Patricia

Deal.

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