Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?

Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.

Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go boom!

Why is that good?

Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.

I would never do that, because one day I'm going to be a veterinarian

Well there you go, one day a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he comes to you, you win twice brother