A scene from Joe Dirt 2001
Joe Dirt

[Narrating]

I checked my list of Rambler Wagons, and there it was: Nunamaker. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I was finally home.

Joe Dirt

[Joe comes up to his childhood house only to find it's been condemned]

Sir? Hey mister! You know the people who live here, Nunamaker?

Farmer Fran

[In a thick Cajun accent]

They move.

Joe Dirt

W-what's that?

Farmer Fran

Move! They move! 'bout... 15 year ago. Had a lil' boy. Had same kinda haircut you got now. [laughs] God da', you outta date, boy.

Joe Dirt

Yeah, man, that little boy, that's me. My parents were-this was my home. I though this was it this time.

Farmer Fran

Nah, home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt

Ya like to see homos naked?

Farmer Fran

[repeats phrase, this time with a firmer tone of voice]

Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt

You like to see homos naked. That's cool, man. Whatever.

Farmer Fran

No no no no. Home is where you make it. Home, where you make it.

Joe Dirt

Oh.

Farmer Fran

Ev'body know dat. Goddamn, boy.

Joe Dirt

[he walks away]

Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

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