Jerry Maguire quotes

61 total quotes

Laurel Boyd
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Rod Tidwell

View Quote You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!

View Quote Dotty -- this is not "a guy.". This is a "syndrome." It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear-God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll-Call-My-Newly Long-suffering-Assistant-Without Medical-For-Company Syndrome. And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.

View Quote Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm.

View Quote Ray: What's wrong, mom?
Dorothy: First class is what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life.

View Quote [to Jerry] I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh? What you get me. So I don't want to hear about your shit.

View Quote Rod: You never had The Talk, did you?
Jerry: No.
Rod: Well, this was another way to go.

View Quote Ya know?!

View Quote Jerry: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?

View Quote Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

View Quote [to Rod] Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

View Quote [to Dorothy] No no. Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end, like I do. And don't be a shoulder for him to cry on either.

View Quote [to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy] If you **** this up, I'll kill you.

View Quote I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world.

View Quote I'm not trying to make history here.

View Quote He said that? He said I don't understand what it means to be a black person? I am Mister black people!