Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes

View Quote Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - ****z With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

View Quote [Bluntman and ****-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

View Quote Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.

View Quote Duck, pie ****er! Damn, these white boys can't fight.

View Quote I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the **** outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!

View Quote [Hand cut off by Jay] Not again.

View Quote **** Jay and Silent Bob. **** them up their stupid asses.

View Quote Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

View Quote Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.

View Quote Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.

View Quote They're not talking about you. They're talking about fictional characters. FIC-TION-AL CHAR-ACT-ORS! Am I getting through to you at all?

View Quote And on that note, we cue the music.

View Quote [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine] It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.

View Quote Hi, Ray and Rirent Rob. [Scooby laughs]

View Quote [trying to compose a bad protest song] Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...