[believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]

You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill.

Bob.

Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray.

Jay. ****, Biggs, did you even READ the script?

There's a script?

Listen, Potzer!

There's a script for this movie?

You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day.

**** you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell!

At least call me by the right **** character.