Janessa
Just... don't wreck my pants.
Azrael
Dov Tiefenbach
Brodski
Peter Mensah
Dieter Perez
Robert A. Silverman
Janessa
Melyssa Ade
Kay-Em 14
Lisa Ryder
Professor Lowe
Jonathan Potts
Rowan
Lexa Doig
Tsunaron
Chuck Campbell
Waylander
Derwin Jordan
Jason X quotes
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Janessa
Oh, this sucks on so many levels! [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]
Janessa
What the hell is that?
Lowe
My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa
Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron
It's a hockey mask.
Lowe
Very good, Tsun.
Janessa
What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14
Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe
Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
Janessa
Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron
I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
Kay-Em 14
[injects Azrael]
55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine.
Azrael
Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty.
Kay-Em 14
[to Jason]
Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
Kay-Em 14
Giddy-up!
Kay-Em 14
I AM real.
KAY-EM 14
So do you like them?
Tsunaron
Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
[KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off] Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14
If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron
Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14
Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron
Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14
You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron
If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14
I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron
Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
Kay-Em 14
Vital signs are normal and strong.
Professor Lowe
No shit.
Kinsa
He's here!
Rowan
Be quiet!
Kinsa
But if he's here, he'll kill us.
Rowan
[covers Kinsa's mouth]
Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
Janessa
She's good with people.
Professor Lowe
[scared]
Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
Professor Lowe
Can someone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa
Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron
It's a hockey mask.
Pvt. Johnson
[to Jason]
Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?
Rowan
How do we get off this ship?
Waylander
I don't know.
Rowan
Could you beam us off or something?
Waylander
"Beam us off?"