Jason X (2001) quotes
40 total quotes
Azrael – Dov Tiefenbach
Brodski – Peter Mensah
Dieter Perez – Robert A. Silverman
Janessa – Melyssa Ade
Kay-Em 14 – Lisa RyderBrodski – Peter Mensah
Dieter Perez – Robert A. Silverman
Janessa – Melyssa Ade
Professor Lowe – Jonathan Potts
Rowan – Lexa Doig
Tsunaron – Chuck Campbell
Waylander – Derwin Jordan
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Adrienne: [she takes off Jason's mask] Ah, poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.
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Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.
Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
Azrael: Hi, hand.
Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
Azrael: Hi, hand.
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Azrael: What the hell?
Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over.
Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over.
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Brodski: How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.
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Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it here.
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Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
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Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
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Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
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Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?
Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?
Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.
Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship.
Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine.
Professor Lowe: What about your students?
Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.
Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?
Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.
Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship.
Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine.
Professor Lowe: What about your students?
Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.
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Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
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Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.
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Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.
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Geko: Let's smoke this ****er.