Jason X (2001) · 40 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Jason X (2001): in 11 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Tsunaron (5)
What the hell is that?
My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
It's a hockey mask.
Very good, Tsun.
What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14 Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
KAY-EM 14 So do you like them?
Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
[KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off] Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14 If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14 Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14 You are afraid I would malfunction?
If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14 I wouldn't mind.
Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
Kay-Em 14 Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
Kay-Em 14 I AM real.
How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14 4.55 Centuries.
That's one hell of a wake-up call.
What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14 That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14 Nope.
Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
Kay-Em 14 Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
You want to go for 100?
Kay-Em 14 Giddy-up!
Kay-Em 14 Vital signs are normal and strong.
No shit.
Are you ready?
Kay Em 14 I was built ready, baby.
Kay-Em 14 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine.
Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty.
