Jason X (2001) · 40 quotes
Janessa
What the hell is that?
Lowe
My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa
Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron
It's a hockey mask.
Lowe
Very good, Tsun.
Janessa
What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14
Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe
Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
KAY-EM 14
So do you like them?
Tsunaron
Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
[KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off] Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14
If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron
Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14
Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron
Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14
You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron
If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14
I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron
Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
Janessa
I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron
Did you just wake up?
Tsunaron
Whoops.
Rowan
What do you mean, "whoops?"
Tsunaron
Nothing.
Rowan
Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?"
Tsunaron
I think he saw me.
Tsunaron
What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14
That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
Tsunaron
12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14
Nope.
Tsunaron
Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
Tsunaron
Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
Kay-Em 14
Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
Tsunaron
You want to go for 100?
Tsunaron
How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa
Way manages.
Waylander
That's very funny.
Janessa
Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron
I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
Professor Lowe
Can someone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa
Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron
It's a hockey mask.
Tsunaron
Hey, Slappy. [Jason turns around] Got a little something for you.
Tsunaron
Are you ready?
Kay Em 14
I was built ready, baby.
