George Prisco: I'm about to whip you, mother****er. Up your ass, bro.
Irving Zisman: You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober! Oh. Oh. I got your doober! I got your doober! [Pretends to eat his nose] I ate your doober.
George Prisco: You shouldn't be **** driving anyway! You're **** 85 years old!
Irving Zisman: I got his doober!
George Prisco: Thank god that wasn't a human being.
Irving Zisman: I got his doober and he's mad!
Irving Zisman: You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober! Oh. Oh. I got your doober! I got your doober! [Pretends to eat his nose] I ate your doober.
George Prisco: You shouldn't be **** driving anyway! You're **** 85 years old!
Irving Zisman: I got his doober!
George Prisco: Thank god that wasn't a human being.
Irving Zisman: I got his doober and he's mad!
George Prisco : I'm about to whip you, mother****er. Up your ass, bro.
Irving Zisman : You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober! Oh. Oh. I got your doober! I got your doober! [ Pretends to eat his nose ] I ate your doober.
George Prisco : You shouldn't be **** driving anyway! You're **** 85 years old!
Irving Zisman : I got his doober!
George Prisco : Thank god that wasn't a human being.
Irving Zisman : I got his doober and he's mad!
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