Vincenzo Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. What seems to be the problem?
Carlo
I'm a hairdresser. Not a zookeeper.
Played by Philip Bosco 
It Takes Two (1995) · 16 quotes
It Takes Two (1995) · 16 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in It Takes Two (1995): in 4 of its 16 quotes
Scenes with Vincenzo
4 scenes Vincenzo 
[Roger and Vincenzo watch Amanda as Alyssa banging on the piano keys at the engagement party]
You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?
Vincenzo I'd say she's demandin' it.
Clarice
Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo!
Vincenzo [Amanda and Vincenzo have heard the whole thing]
I sure hope you got a plan.
Clarice
This is all YOUR fault!
Vincenzo [she is about to slap Amanda (posing as Alyssa) but is stopped by Vincenzo] [furiously]
Lady, if you touch that child, I'll POP you one, so help me God!
Clarice
[Clarice storms off and sees the real Alyssa, then Amanda, and she does a double take]
Oh, my God! There's two of them! It's a conspiracy! [laughs and smiles] Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you.
[she reaches over to slap Alyssa, but Diane stops her]
HEY! Back off, "Barbie". And by the way, you have a little, tiny bit of something right here on your teeth.
Clarice
[she points to Clarice having lipstick on her teeth]
I have never been more humiliated in my LIFE!
Clarice
[she steps on the hem of Clarice's wedding gown, pulling her skirt down and exposing her underpants in front of the guests; they all laugh and take photographs]
Oh, my God! [shrieks] Daddy! [runs out in humiliation] Oh, my God!
