It Takes Two (1995) · 16 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in It Takes Two (1995): in 7 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Diane (5)
We've been looking for you, Your Highness.
Alyssa Leave me alone.
But, Your Majesty, we brought you something.
Yeah. Something to make you feel more at home.
[he has a plunger in his hand as a makeshift scepter]
Here's your royal throne, "Alyssa Callaway"!
Hail Betty, Queen of the scrap heap!
Hail Betty!
Alyssa But my name's Alyssa Callaway!
Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.
Alyssa We'll never make it! We only have 10 minutes!
So, Lou!
Yeah?
How close can you land this thing to the church?
Central Park close enough?
Central Park? The Central Park? That'll do.
Alyssa Diane, come on!
All right.
Oh! Hey, Buddy! Listen, you gotta take us to St. Bart's right away! It's an emergency!
We're closed, Miss. I'm on my break!
I wanna thank you for all your help, Bud!
Alyssa HYAH!
Hey. Hey, lady! Hey, that's...
THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!
Alyssa Aren't you coming?!
Alyssa Diane Barrows! Get your butt up here this... instant!
Okay. Okay. Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see.
This is all YOUR fault!
Lady, if you touch that child, I'll POP you one, so help me God!
Oh, my God! There's two of them! It's a conspiracy! [laughs and smiles] Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you.
HEY! Back off, "Barbie". And by the way, you have a little, tiny bit of something right here on your teeth.
I have never been more humiliated in my LIFE!
Alyssa Wanna bet?
Oh, my God! [shrieks] Daddy! [runs out in humiliation] Oh, my God!
Alyssa Told ya, third time's the charm.
W-wait a minute. All of this? This was your doing?
Well, ladies, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Amanda and Alyssa So kiss already!
