Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. quotes from Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Played by Harrison Ford

View Quote S-Story? Um... Okay, okay. Well, heh... It all started... once upon a time... when this village of stupid blue-eyed boys decided to join hands together and follow this sweaty little Pied Piper named "Adolf".

View Quote I'm retiring.

View Quote Too many Nazis.

View Quote Speaking as an ancient? Going to the moon is like going to Reno. In the middle of nowhere, and... no blackjack.

View Quote Whatever I did, I apologize.

View Quote Lady, it’s an ancient hunk of gears. Half a hunk.

View Quote Archimedes was a mathematician, Baz, not a magician!

View Quote Oh, Baz. I never should've given you the thing; it-- It belongs in a museum, so gi-- give it to me. Please...

View Quote My memory's a little fuzzy. Are you still a Nazi?

View Quote His daughter selling her soul for bail money!

View Quote I don't believe in magic, Wombat, but a few times in my life, I've seen things. Things I can't explain. And I've come to believe it's not so much what you believe, it’s how hard you believe it.

View Quote I should've retired you when I had the chance!

View Quote Nobody memorizes every page of their dead father's notebooks for the money.

View Quote Under the moon, life lies at her feet.

View Quote I fought the Nazis, you know!

View Quote I don't know where we're going, Jurgen, but it sure as hell ain't 1939!

Scenes with Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.

View Quote Indiana: I thought I told you to stay in the woods, Baz.
Basil: What sort of a man hides in a hedge while his friend is facing death?

View Quote Basil: [Archimedes] could predict fissures in time.
Indiana: "Fissures in time"? Baz! You can't prove that!
Basil: Well, no-- not yet!
Indiana: Proving it is what makes it science!

View Quote Indiana: You stole it!
Voller: And then you stole it.
Helena: And then I stole it -- it's called capitalism.

View Quote Helena: What if you could go back in time? What would you do? Witness the Trojan War? Check in on Cleopatra?
Indiana: I'd stop my son from enlisting.
Helena: Did he sign up to please you?
Indiana: No, he signed up to piss me off.
Helena: Well, how would you have stopped him?
Indiana: I'd tell him he was gonna die. I'd tell him that his mother would... find no end to her grief. And that his father would be... helpless to console her. And that the loss would put an end to their marriage.

View Quote Helena: I have said it before, and I will say it again! When you're in a tight spot... dynamite.
Indiana: My friend was just murdered!
Helena: ...sorry.

View Quote Helena: Sell this thing and we are out of the hole and then some! I have just the customer, cranky old Dutchess in Gibraltar--
Indiana: This is going in a museum.

View Quote Helena: You're not moving.
Indiana: I'm thinking.
Helena: About?
Indiana: About what the hell I'm doing up here, forty feet in the air, with crap shoulders, crumbling vertebrae, plate in one leg, screws in the other...
Helena: Yeah, I get it, I get it.
Indiana: No, you don't get it. You're half my age. You haven't been forced to drink the blood of Kali...
Helena: No, fair enough.
Indiana: Or been tortured with voodoo. And I'm just guessing, but you haven’t been shot nine times, including once by your father.

View Quote Indiana: Get in the pool!
Helena: Why? Help me open the door!
Indiana: Well, they didn't get out the doors!

View Quote Indiana: So, who is it? Churchill? Ike? Who ya gonna kill to win the war?
Voller: In a few minutes, with the help of Archimedes, we shall fly into the eye of the storm. And cross into Sicilian airspace on August 20th, 1939. We will hit North over friendly skies with enough fuel to reach Munich. My quarry will be waiting for me at 16 Prinzregetnplatz, for an update on his V1 rocket.
Indiana: …What kinda Nazi kills the Fürher?
Voller: The kind that believes in victory, Doctor Jones.

View Quote Voller: Fasten your seatbelt, Doctor Jones. There might be some turbulence.
Indiana: You're German, Voller. Don't try and be funny.

View Quote Indiana: What are you doing here?!
Helena: Rescuing you!

View Quote Helena: How's the shoulder?
Indiana: Better than my jaw.
Helena: Right.
Indiana: You should've let me stay.
Helena: I couldn't do that.
Indiana: Why not?
Helena: Well, for starters, you'd have changed the course of history.
Indiana: Is that meant to be a bad thing?

View Quote Marion: That looks bad. Does it hurt?
Indiana: Everything hurts.
Marion: I know how that feels.
Indiana: Well... Where doesn't it hurt?
[Marion points to her elbow.]
Marion: Here. It doesn't hurt here.
[Indy kisses it. Marion points to her collarbone.]
Marion: And here...
[Indy kisses it. They pull back, then kiss on the lips.]
This is a callback to Raiders of the Lost Ark with a role reversal.

Other characters in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023): Dr.Jürgen Voller · Helena Shaw · Sallah