Malcolm Tucker : [to Toby] Hey, foetus boy, lesson one: If I tell you to **** off, what do you do? Toby Wright : Umm... Eff off? Malcolm Tucker : You'll go far! Now **** off. Toby Wright : Right. [leaves the room] Simon Foster : Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight— Malcolm Tucker : You're not going on Question Time , you've been disinvited. Simon Foster : We've been prepping Question Time ! Judy Molloy : Why wasn't I told about this? Malcolm Tucker : Why the **** would I tell you it?! I've told you to **** off twice, and yet you're still here! Judy Molloy : You should tell me about it because it's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state, so therefore it falls well within my purview! Malcolm Tucker : "Within your purview"? Judy Molloy : Yes! Malcolm Tucker : Where do you think you are, in some ****ing regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a ****ing Jane ****ing Austen novel! Simon Foster : Malcolm... Malcolm Tucker : Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your "purview" and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse-****! Judy Molloy : Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury! Malcolm Tucker : [to Simon] She's married? Poor bastard.

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