A scene from In The Loop 2009
Malcolm Tucker

[to Toby]

Hey, foetus boy, lesson one: If I tell you to **** off, what do you do?

Toby Wright

Umm... Eff off?

Malcolm Tucker

You'll go far! Now **** off.

Toby Wright

Right. [leaves the room]

Simon Foster

Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight—

Malcolm Tucker

You're not going on Question Time, you've been disinvited.

Simon Foster

We've been prepping Question Time!

Judy Molloy

Why wasn't I told about this?

Malcolm Tucker

Why the **** would I tell you it?! I've told you to **** off twice, and yet you're still here!

Judy Molloy

You should tell me about it because it's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state, so therefore it falls well within my purview!

Malcolm Tucker

"Within your purview"?

Malcolm Tucker

Where do you think you are, in some **** regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a **** Jane **** Austen novel!

Simon Foster

Malcolm...

Malcolm Tucker

Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your "purview" and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse-****!

Judy Molloy

Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury!

Malcolm Tucker

[to Simon]

She's married? Poor bastard.

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