Umm... Eff off?
You'll go far! Now **** off.
Right. [leaves the room]
Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight—
You're not going on Question Time, you've been disinvited.
We've been prepping Question Time!
Why wasn't I told about this?
Why the **** would I tell you it?! I've told you to **** off twice, and yet you're still here!
You should tell me about it because it's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state, so therefore it falls well within my purview!
"Within your purview"?
Yes!
Where do you think you are, in some **** regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a **** Jane **** Austen novel!
Malcolm...
Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your "purview" and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse-****!
Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury!



