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Meeting my constituents? It's like being Simon Cowell but without the ability to say "**** off, you're mental."
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They're all kids in Washington. It's like Bugsy Malone but with real guns.
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We've got enough Pentagon goons to stage a ****ing coup d'etat.
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What did you expect? They're BUILDERS! Have-- have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No? No, because they never ****ING TURN UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! Batbuilder? Spider-builder? Huh? That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!
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Y'know me, Malc. Kid gloves, but made from real kids.
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Yeah, diarrhea of a nobody, yeah, I like that.
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You sure you're working as hard as me? 'Cause I'm sweating spinal fluid here! I'm a ****ing husk!