Howard Brackett Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.
Played by Kevin Kline 
In & Out (1997) · 32 quotes
In & Out (1997) · 32 quotes
Most-quoted character in In & Out (1997): in 11 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter (3), Frank Brackett (2)
This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!
More lines from Howard Brackett
2 quotes Howard Brackett Howard Brackett I just came out! At my wedding!
Scenes with Howard Brackett
8 scenes Howard I may sue!
Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman!
Howard He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
That little zombie.
Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard With your coloring?
What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard Color Me Barbra.
Stud!
Howard Everybody knows that!
Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard Yo!
Hot damn!
Howard Hot damn!
What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard What a fabu...
That was a trick!
Howard [at confession, about "a friend"]
He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
Father Tim Never? In three years?
Howard He respects her.
Father Tim He's gay!
Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard It was a sequel. She was under contract.
**** Barbra Streisand, and you!
One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard So what happened?
My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".
