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Otto quotes

View Quote [Repeatedly]Don't call me stupid!
View Quote It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!
View Quote What was the middle thing?
View Quote Asshole!
View Quote I used to kill for the C.I.A.
View Quote A pound says you won't kill her.
View Quote Are you thinking or are you mid-stutter?
View Quote Hey! Great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce - perfect!
View Quote Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
View Quote So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?
View Quote I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. Cost him his life, damn it.
View Quote I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?
View Quote It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.
View Quote I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!
View Quote Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.
View Quote Disappointed!
View Quote You're the Vulgarian, you ****! Now apologise.
View Quote We did NOT lose Vietnam it was a tie.
View Quote I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!
View Quote Come on Wanda. Gullet time.
View Quote The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?
View Quote (singing in the middle of sex) VOLARE!!!!
View Quote Hello K-K-K-Ken's P-P-P-Pet's. Hey wake up, WAKE UP LIMEY FISH!!!
View Quote Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.
View Quote To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.
View Quote (to Ken at various times) Hello Honey!
View Quote You spineless Bimbo.
View Quote Excuse me sir. Airport security can I see your passport please, and boarding card... Oh look the Queen. (Man turns to look Otto knocks him out)
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