Let's get to know one another, shall we? Let's chat man to man. Now your from the basement, aren't you? And weren't blessed with much education?

Well, I am college graduate.

But you didn't excel in your studies?

Well, I made the Dean's List.

Oh.

At the Muncie College of Business Administration.

Oh. And your friends called you "jerk" didn't they?

No.

Dope? Dipstick? Lamebrain? Schmoe? Not even behind you back?

No, actually they voted me most likely to succeed!

Your fired.