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[Frustrated] Ugh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!
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[joyfully] Merry christmas, one and all!
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[joyfully] Play, monkey! Play! [rides on a jackhammer while vocalizing] OWIE!!!
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[last lines] So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast.And he, he himself the Grinch, carved the roast beast.
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[singing] ♪ Tick tock, tick tock. ♪♪ Counting down the Christmas clock. ♪♪ Old, young, big, small–♪ [Realizes he's singing] RA-AAAAA-AUGH!!! [covers his ears with his pillow] Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
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[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?
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[The Grinch is causing chaos all over Whoville. He tries to signal a cab.] Taxi! [The taxi drives right by him] It's because I'm green, isn't it?!
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All their windows were dark, quiet snow filled the air. All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care when he came to the first little house on the square. [Grinch: Welcome to Whoville, Max!]
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And then all the noise.All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE!They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! [Narrator: Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.] [while jumping angrily] And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast!They'll eat their Who pudding and rare Who roast beast!Which is something I cannot stand in the least. [realizing what he's said] Oh, noǃ I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-YME! AAAHHHH! BLAST YOU, WHOS! [sobs]
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And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup... [Grinch: Nice kid. Bad judge of character.] ...He went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. [the Grinch stuffed the tree up the Chimney, grabs the Christmas lights, and goes up the chimney] And the last thing he took was the log for their fire. On their walls, he left nothing but some hooks and some wire. And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house, was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant, around each Who home, and he took every present.
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Cindy Lou had some questions in her curious heart. Why did the Grinch hate Christmas? Where did it all start? With her dad's blabbacorder, she wouldn't give an inch. [Cindy Lou Who: In your own words, please tell me everything you know about the Grinch.]
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Holiday Whobie-wantie?
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I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
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I asked for 3/4, not 5/8. Stay focused!
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Oh, no. The sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?! Wait!